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Bo Jay Simpleton
Former Professional Football Star
Bo Jay is a well known former professional football player. He became a member at Snobwood with the help of Hal Tuplay. Outside of his successful college and professional years on the playing field, he is also known for a few other “dubious” characteristics. Bo Jay is a high stakes gambler especially in golf and poker. He is known at Snobwood as a hustler or bandit for his gambling tactics. He has a passion for blond haired women similar to his former wife that some suspect he had a jealous hand in her unsolved murder that occurred four years ago. Until recently, he has been seriously dating Crissy Brickney, a club member and former international world class model. Few people know what caused their break up.
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Carl Mow Tackler
Greens Keeper
Mow, a name he was tagged with as the club’s greens keeper, is a constant dreamer who has a daily dose of drugs at hand. Mow loves his job mainly so he can spy through the bushes and drool over all the shapely girls on the golf course. He especially favors Crissy, who often takes brisk walks around the course in the early morning. Mow is constantly being harassed by Hal to get working. He has a speech impediment that causes him to stutter a lot giving people the impression that his drug problem is worse than it really is. Mow is very poor and always in need of money to support his habit.
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Chip Gooden
Senior Level Caddy
Chip is a bright young man who has been a caddy at Snobwood for 10 years. He would very much like to go to college but does not have the financial resources. Chip is an accomplished golfer and working towards the possibility of receiving a golf scholarship to college. He has his sights set on becoming a doctor or lawyer, so he will be able to afford a membership at a country club like Snobwood. Rosie Bush is his girlfriend, but Lucy Lishuss totally seduced him one night!
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Crissy Brickney
Fashion Model
Crissy is an International world class model, who is currently reducing modeling activities to establish a more private and personal life. SELF (Secondary Education Lasts Forever) is a charity which she sponsors and it enhances her image. Crissy is a total snob who will only associate with those who can benefit her. For the past two years, she has been dating Bo Jay Simpleton, but just broke up with him because of his aggressive and overly possessive nature. Now that she is free, Tyler would like to pursue her and hopefully add Crissy to his list of conquests! Crissy is the head of the social committee at Snobwood arranging many fun events at the club.
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Hal Tuplay (Recommended as Host)
Golf Pro at Snobwood Country Club
Hal Tuplay is the golf pro at Snobwood Country Club and as such he must keep peace and harmony in the clubhouse with both the members and the employees, which is no easy job. He is divorced from Ivana Burdee, a long time member of the club and he is currently dating Sandy Beigher, an excellent golfer, who is divorced from his half-brother, Juan Tuplay! Hal has invented a new putter that he guarantees will improve anybody's game. He almost always has his new putter in hand, to either give a putting lesson or sell the club.
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Honey Hooker
Lady Of The Evening
Honey is not a member of Snobwood, but intimately knows a number of the male members. She comes across as bold, daring, loud and sassy but in a friendly and amusing way which is tolerated by most of the members. Honey lacks the social class demanded by Snobwood’s members, and therefore she is not included in many of the member’s private conversations. She is Roger’s constant companion and her personal services are greatly appreciated by Rog and his friends wherever they go.
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Ivana Burdee
Wealthy Socialite
Ivana is a long time member of Snobwood. Her influence and money got her former husband, Hal Tuplay, the Club Pro position. Hal taught her to play the game, but Ivana was never satisfied with the results of his efforts at golf or their marriage. Ivana attends all of the best social events and is well known and respected among the fashionable elite. Although her sexual tendencies lean toward other women, she rarely refuses an occasional invitation from handsome and prominent men. Ivana is a promoter of Chip Gooden and his ambitions.
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Judge Wifford Wintergreen III
Club President & State Judge
Wiff, is a name adapted by his fellow club members, and he is the quintessential country club image golfer. Judge Wiff is the current President of Snobwood Country Club and a local State Judge in the “Courts of Last Resort”. He is always very poised and proper with the other members, pompous with the staff, and a sweet talker to the women. Few members really like him, but no one would admit to that. The Judge always has a new joke to tell his fellow members.
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Lee Wong (Can be played by a Male or Female)
Business Partner of Roger Rancor
As a result of a number of deal makings, Lee has earned the nickname “Shady” by a number of business colleagues. Lee thinks of himself as hip and cool! Lee is money hungry, aggressive and extremely “creative” when it comes to designing real estate deals. He has had a few sleep-overs with Honey,“to appease Roger.” Few people know it, but Lee prefers the same sex for companionship….Ah, so! Lee has a tendency to bet large sums of money on the golf course and in poker games. And, as a result, he has some fairly large outstanding debts with club members.
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Lucy Lishuss
Judge Wiff's Niece
Lucy is Judge Wintergreen’s very spoiled niece from the South. She is known to be a wild child who needs taming. Her parents are on a European jaunt so Lucy is spending the summer with her stern and proper Uncle Wiff. Her morals are very questionable and she loves to use her Southern accent and shapely body to excite all men. Lucy is an adventurer who is willing to try anything and cares little about the consequences! This is supported by her flings with Tyler and Chip.
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Ophelia Payne (Recommended as Host)
Assistant Golf Pro at Snobwood
Ophelia is the assistant pro at Snobwood Country Club, a job she is happy to get after failing miserably on the pro circuit. She is an excellent instructor who is very compassionate and caring of most members. Although Ophelia is quite fond of Tyler and has invited him to live with her, she has a secret crush on Bo Jay Simpleton, who doesn’t even seem to know that she exists! Ophelia likes to pose with members quite often in photo shots and is always hanging around with a golf club in hand.
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Roger Rancor
Real Estate Mongul
Rog, as most call him, is an obnoxious and loud character. His rude and bawdy humor consistently embarrasses people he comes in contact with. In spite of his personality, he is very wealthy resulting from a successful career in real estate development. Rog hangs with girlfriend Honey Hooker who he takes everywhere and shares her with his friends. He is certainly not the best golfer, but definitely the most outlandish member of Snobwood Country Club. His favorite exercise is to goad the proper tactics of Judge Wiff!
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Rosie Bush
Waitress at Snobwood
Rosie is a college student working at Snobwood to help pay her way through school. Club members love Rosie for her caring service, her cute smile and her keen Irish sense of humor. She has been dating Chip, who loves her, and both of them have had many discussions regarding their future together. As a result of her job, Rosie has overheard many conversations regarding private affairs of members at Snobwood.
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Sandy Beigher
Amateur Photographer
Sandy Beigher was a social outcast most of her young life because of being overweight and overly intelligent. She became very interested in golf after she married Juan Tuplay who taught her how to play and win at the game. Even though she tends to downplay her game, Sandy is an excellent golfer who wins most of the tournaments she enters. She divorced Juan five years ago and has been dating his half brother Hal Tuplay, the Pro at Snobwood. Finally, Sandy is among the social elite where she is constantly snapping pictures of everyone to support her boasting that she mingles with the rich and famous!
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Tyler Newton Daniel IV
Wealthy Playboy
Tyler is a middle age “trust fund baby” that totally enjoys drinking and storytelling. Due to inherited wealth (old distillery family), he is not too ambitious and prefers a laid back lifestyle. Tyler's affairs with women have been numerous. While currently living with Ophelia Payne, he has spent a night or two with Lucy Lishuss. Tyler has always thought that he wouldn’t mind a go with Chrissy. He loves drinking bourbon, strumming his guitar and singing folk songs…And he never turns down an occasional joint or an invitation to play a round of golf when there is money involved and the “spirit” moves him.
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