Stevie was the lead Elvis impersonator at the Cinema Magic Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. He was also supposed to be the entertainer for the night, but when the curtain went up Elvis fell down. A shot echoed throughout the theater. It took a few moments for the guests to realize that it wasn't part of the act.

Teddi was Stevie's opening act. The perfect person to impersonate Marilyn Monroe, sugar-sweet, full of herself and never seen without a purse-full of pills to get through the night.

Anthony has been running The Grand Cinema Hotel and Casino(mainly the casino), for twelve years, and run it he does. Not one chip is out of place. The cheesy film cans and cameras embroidered into the red carpet are always free of crumbs. Every cocktail waitress is in top shape, not too thin not too fat. He keeps everything perfect according to his tastes. Or, more accurately, he makes sure everyone that works for him does.

Sue is super sweet and energetic. She loves her daddy and would do anything to please him, as long as she gets what she wants. She dresses like a cowgirl, Las Vegas style, because her daddy always told her, "your mama was a country star." So she wanted to be one too. She just doesn't have any talent... or brains for that matter. But no bother, her daddy owns the most successful casino on the strip and she does her part by hanging around and wishin' everyone a lucky night.

Bud is a bouncer for the Cinema Magic Hotel and Casino. He's worked for Mr. Capezio in the casino since he was sixteen. Bud takes care of a good majority of Mr. Capezio's dirty work. Although loyal, Bud is not very bright. He's a lot like a well trained dog.

Swoozie is the casino's regular escort. She attends to a good number of Cinema Magic's most esteemed guests. She prides herself on her class and would never associate with a hussie from the street. Swoozie's clients are all high rollers. She's not much brighter than her brother, but she uses her looks to get what she wants. She uses Bud as her own personal bodyguard and debt collector, the same way she uses everyone else for anything she can get out of them.

Fannie has been a dancer since she was three years old, and she's dying to tell you about it. She's a showgirl for the hotel. Fannie longs for broadway and carries pictures of herself from plays and pageants when she was still in elementary school. She always lets you know when she enters or leaves a room, and sometimes throws in a little dance step for good measure.

Charlie is so depressed, and stays that way to inspire art. He directs all the shows at the Cinema Magic Hotel and goes so far as to call each one a "picture," as if he was really creating a movie with each one. Charlie has a habit of dragging down the party with his depressed whining and tends to overreact when people comment. "It feeds me," he says, and walks away in a huff.